The Liempo Post.

I havent been blogging about my life lately. Does that mean im not self-centered anymore? hahahaha

After a week of eating and eating.. (starting from Ivan's Birthday Dinner), i think ive never eaten so much seafood in my life. Those Dampa Tempura and Sashimi is driving me nuts. We had dinner again last thursday (same area, different restaurant), and last saturday was the day i said to myself... oh my god i should try not to eat anything solid the next two weeks. after four hours, it didnt happen. It was Abhie and Pao' Wedding, (full of sea creatures again) and my uncle's welcome dinner at han pao.

my god. ilang hayop ang nakain ko sa loob ng tatlong araw na yon?

Ive had a high blood pressure the past three weeks. When I started working, all i get for lunch is that really yummy breaded porkchop sa jolly jeep. just in case you know a porkchop rehab, give me a call. the liempo addiction is not good for anyone's health, mind you.

it reminded me, may nagbukas na baliwag lechon sa tabi ng andoks dito sa may simbahan, and i ate liempo for dinner. i got so excited i forgot my veins are going to explode. ang kapal pa ng mukha kong mag garden salad kaninang lunch at pineapple juice.

should i like wear a bracelet saying... thou shall not eat liempo.

nung dinner ko with my relatives my auntie was like... "hindi kami nagdutyfree so walang perfumes ngayon, pero may chocolates na dala *looks at me* dalawa lang sa yo ha." then my other uncle got my attention and said.. "sinong fashion icon mo? si edgar ortiz?"

O_o

Bitches.

Im not that fat excuse me. pero its nakakahiya if i claim im just healthy. coz i definitely dont feel that i am.

*sigh* i really need to stay away from liempo. or promise myself i shouldnt eat that ever again.

anyway, i burned 6 mice this evening. weird. kasi its one of my skills, catching mice. i just really love torturing them. so what i did is, hinawakan ko sa buntot after grabbing it like a mad cat, then bubuhusan ko ng lighter fluid tapos ibabato ko dun sa apoy na sisindihan ko sa sahig using the fluid too. it was so funny when they run burning. like.. OMG FIRE FIRE FIRE. hahahahaha cute cute burning mice.

(edited: omg i read this part and it sounded psychotic O_o but what the heck )

i just hate mice. and that episode is not triggered by the baliwag liempo.