
why do i always feel i have a lot of spare time? i got some of those "essential" things for a dork like me.
A. a "cow" mouse pad from humor post. i hate my mouse. i should get one of those bliking ones. (is there a mouse that really looks like a mouse? ugh i want that.)
B. astroboy notepads from this korean stall that sells jigsaw puzzles and stuff. so i could still remember the things i am SUPPOSED to do.
C. tamagotchi version 2. with infrared so i could have it mate with another. thing is... is there someone who owns one besides my lonely self? kawawa naman si bibip e. (fyi. bibip is the name of my pet. its a girl. :D)
D. Rubik's Cube. so i could FINALLY use a part of my brain when im dumbbored.
E. books. Jostein Gaarder's "Sophies World" and Coelho's "By the River Piedra, I sat down and wept" (which was borrowed by a fucker then never returned my book. HENCE!)
rant: went to marios kitchen coz i was so dead hungry and ordered ground beef tortang talong and paella. after 30 long minutes, fucker gave me a crabmeat torta and my hungry self ate it anyway. result. allergy to death. tanga ako oo. pero tangina nya pa rin.
my illustration of the day.. (thanks to abhie,
abhie: hey.. do u know that (insert name here) has a lover already?
me: ui wow. good for him. next topic pls.
abhie: hahahaha. here's the thing. his lover is on this gay show somewhere in las vegas... drag queen yata or basta..
me: ......
..... WHAT??? wow. i thought he was desperate enough before and now he outdesperated himself.abhie: ..pero straight looking naman daw..
me: a straight looking drag queen?? COME THE FUCK ON!
abhie: eh sabi nya e..
me: (with the speed of 200words/second)ay wow good for him ok next topic.
and as the white and red blood corpuscles go...
(in an airport voice over manner) welcome HIV! you will be staying here with us and eat up the immune system slowly for a long time. thanks for choosing this body!

fucker.
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