your embarassing mentos moment?

ive never imagined that such a bad day could make me laugh until i went home.

just arrived from makati with josh and marvin. eTelecare called me up last week coz alvin referred me to them. and i thought... hey.. i think its time for me to be stable and get some company benefits again. so why not. i didnt expect that josh and i had the same sched. wow alvin mustve had a 1000 peso load by now. (promotional thing by the way. once ur referral passed the screening process... youll have a 500 peso load).

so 1pm, had my long sleeves folded, combed my hair, wore slacks and made my black shoes shine like the sun. called up josh but he didnt answered so i assumed he fell asleep and backed out. when i got inside the cab, he called me up coz he just didnt feel his cellphone vibrate. he was 5 minutes late i presume. so i had the cab go back to where i came from and picked josh up. the cab driver was grumpier than oscar the grouch, believe me.

when we got out of the cab, i checked inside and i saw something. thought it was the seatbelt buckle so i ignored it. but i had a second look and opened the door to check. twas josh's cellphone. and after getting it, my shoe got stuck and the sole was removed halfway. he lost his pen as well so we thought of dropping by 711. i bought mighty bond and hooray for the free pen. never imagined it will be that helpful. i emptied the tube on my shoe sole and stood on one foot. we walked by the sidewalk of leviste then a man tapped me and said... "may naiwan ka o!" pointing at my sole shoe. josh and i were laughing so bad and i was fckin embarssed to still go inside PBCom towers. i think my right side is half an inch shorter, so im walking like i have polio.

JOSH: "Tanggalin mo na kasi yung isa para di na halata?"
ME: "Eh kung sumama rin yung pinakadinidikitan nung swelas, e di malamang nakapaa nako di ba?"

so i thought... "shit. these are bad signs."

ME: "uwi na talaga ko (trying to supress one CHUNK of a laugh)"
JOSH: "andito ka na e. tuloy mo na."

and man we had a 3-hour long exam which is fckin difficult (I MEAN HELLO WINDOWS 2000?? AS IF I CARE!). out of less than 40 people, only 3 persons passed. including me. :D and i guess the abandonment of my sole's the payment. HA FUCKING HA! while taking the exam, i had my other sole removed. so its like im wearing karate shoes. NOT FUNNY.

from 3 to 1. i was the only one who ALMOST signed the contract this day but i insisted to be assigned as a TSR. they said theyll call me up until friday but they assured me that i passed. WOOHOO!

then i went to glorietta coz josh is waiting there for me and met up with marvin then ate a burger. marvin had an extra pair of red shoe so i looked like a fat korean guy wearing a red slip-on over his black pants. bought 2 tokens to get a stuffed toy (20Php) and i only got 4 mentos. better late than never.

to make the story short... bumuhos ang ulan, wala kaming masakyan, nag bus kami, sabay ang traffic, tapos nagintay uli ng jeep. sinubukang maglakad pauwi pero baha so bumalik kami tapos nabastos pa kami ng mga tambay sabay nung nakasakay na kami, nabangga yung jeep so naglakad na talaga kami then decided to pass by my sisters house. ayun kumain na lang kami.

PERO LAUGHTRIP!!!! :)) :)) :))

rock bottom

my day did not start well. actually last night didnt end well. so akala ko paggising... ok na. pero ayun. andun pa rin yung pakiramdam na "down" ka. kingina. di mo naman maipaliwanag.

ARGH. WHERE THE F ARE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS?????

lesson #1: wag maglalaba ng saturday night. DAHIL... sa linggo ng umaga... apat na kapitbahay mo ang magiihaw. ANG MAHAL NG FABRIC CONDITIONER MGA KAIBIGAN TAPOS UUSUKAN NYO LANG???????

lesson #2: gagawa ka na ng listahan kung maggrocery ka with a tight budget. dahil malilimutan mong bumili ng pambukas ng lata at sosobra ang ensaymadang makukuha mo sa shopwise.

lesson #3: pag manonood ka ng devil wears prada... at may sumpong ka pag inaantok... wag manood ng 12mn LMF sa greenbelt. dahil pagkatapos ng movie... tatakpan mo lang ang tenga mo sa isang taong magra-rant over the issue "choosing career out of everything" sabay mababadtrip na sha sayo. at ayaw mong magsorry a million times dahil sinusumpong ka nga, at susumpungin lalo sa... "YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP TWICE" na dialogue. lalo na pag ang sinagot mo... "I DIDNT UTTER A WORD. O_o"

lesoon #4: wag makikipagkita sa mukhang mabait pero di mo kilala. dahil bigla kang hihipuan pakshet.

lesson #5: umiwas sa ensaymada. dahil fookingina... hindi nako nakakapagworkout. at ang promise kong payat ako sa december... ay maglalaho na muli.

lesson #6: WAG PIPINDOT NG KAHIT ANO DAHIL SISIRAIN NG AD ANG LJ LAYOUT MO!!!!!!!!!!!1 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!


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I NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!

late posts.

I wasnt able to login to my lj coz of some weird technical reason. i called my wifi provider and of course... when communication with a lazy-voiced TSR goes insanely irritating... masindak ka gago! e di naayos ng di oras.

i wasnt able to sleep for 2 days last week. ewan ko kung bakit. so sumakit katawan ko. nagparty pa si sa penguins nung friday and BOY... pics will be uploaded on my multiply. sino pa ba ang magiging star of the night! and that will be another entry. LOL

kinabukasan... 6pm nako nagising. nilalagnat. so tinawagan ko agad si na di ako makakapunta sa birthday nya. pero nagbago lahat nung nagpunta ako ng rob place para kitain si kitt with rico. nagbirthday din si kitane pero walang party. kaya nag chef d angelos kami nung saturday. good thing tumawag si champ para isurprise si celest hehehehee. ansaya. so nagkita muna kami nina mamu at anna sa EMI then dumiretso na run. andun sina jamie, tukne, hazel, gelay at hannah. humabol si dea na mainit ang ulo dahil sa traffic at zobel, na umawit ng from a distance. nandun din ata si carly simon para kumanta ng "youre so vain" na mistulang pussycat dolls. HAHAHAHAHA.

di maipaliwanag ang saya ni celest hehehehe. at nagduet si robin at sharon ng MAGING SINO KA MAN. san ka pa? LOL mejo andun din si roselle nava para kumanta ng bakit nga ba mahal kita.

pero ang mas espesyal nung gabing yun... si rey valera. LOL lalo na ang chicken lollipop. *drools*

at ang dalawang pamosong quote mula sa mga KABATAAN..

"trust in me" *HULAAN NYO NA LANG ANG ACTION*
"pa-beso naman" - mula kay shirley. LOL

ang mga makakagets lang nito ay ang mga nilalang na umattend ng party. LOL

kaya huli man BUT magaling..



HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELEST!!!!!

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went to the dentist yesterday para sa brackets adjustment ko. AT NAKA POWER CHAIN LAHAT NG NGIPIN KO. hangover + brackets adjustment = TOTAL TORTURE. pinuntahan ako ni dea kasi i got scared of ADD (another dating disaster). pero lovable naman pala. :*) stayed in BF starbucks for about an hour then umuwing inaantok. luv u dea. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IVAN!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

wow. naipong post.

wednesday: akala ko di ako makakahabol sa imago album launch dahil sa traffic at ulan. pero putsa ansaya. andun sina tani, pattoys, jerome, cris, mikeUPLB, diego at lahat lahat. nanalo pa kami ng 24 cans of pale pilsen. tapos humabol sina iza, abhie and pao. pati si ron.

the other pao is feeling. kilala nyo na yun abhie.

rockestra II: since ulan ng ulan, akala ko walang mapapala sang byernes ko. may problema pa sa VIP tickets kasi limited lang daw. so plan A worked right away. get a backstage ID. lol. and thanks to mamu and to ms chu... at kay veejay (mahal kita *tsup*) dahil nakalusot ako ng matino. i was with , , vincent, rico and deejay leeza. ansaya. to everyone na di nakanood ng rockestra.. i kinda got some vids. 1 for urbandub... 2 for hale and 3 for updharmadown. di na kaya ng memory card ni dea. lol kaya buti nahabol ko yung last song. *sigh* ang ganda ng tdysg. ewan bat adik na adik pa rin ako run. supposedly sa broken sonnet ako hihimatayin e. andun din sina , , , , at pakibatukan ako sa mga nalimutan. din ko pa nauupload sa multiply yung pics... baka mamayang konti. :D

so here are the youtube links for the rockestra vids. :D bawal i embed. MARAMOT AKO. LOL

Urbandub - Endless, a silent whisper
Hale - Broken Sonnet
Hale - The Day You Said Goodnight
UpDharmaDown - Agos
UpdharmaDown - Oo
UpDharmaDown - Malikmata

oo nanginginig ako jan. ang galing ng MSO. grabe. at kay Jon Santos... puta ka. sumakit tyan ko sa yo. Itchyworms.... *sigh* galit na galit ako kasi wala ng memory sa card ko. taena. ANG GANDA NG SALAPI! grabe! galing ng MSO tsaka ng worms. YUN ANG SHOW! di nga lang noontime. kinabahan ako sa 6cyclemind nung bumaba si ney ng stage. akala ko magkakagulo. galeng. *WOOT WOOT*

at pagkauwi namin ng mga 12 mn... andun ang buong barkada ko. nagaabang dahil dumating yung "friend" namin from norway. na pinay din. ginawang venue ang bahay ko kaya natapos kami ng alas singko. kumain ng bulalo at ng cheesy pollo macaroni. eh may parade pala si gabby ng 7am kaya goodluck sakin dahil wala akong tulog. nakauwi nako ng 1pm dahil nagmamaktol si gabby. at nagsayaw rin sha. lol
tingnan ko kung ma you-youtube ko. galeng ng anak ko. woohooooooooooooooo. pero shempre di lang ako proud. pagod pa. hehehehehehehe.

then the next day,,, which is a sunday.... 10pm nako nagising. so humabol na lang ako sa family dinner. birthday ni kuya darwin. kaya ayun. magmumultiply ako mamaya para sa pics. :D

rainy day and monday. pero its not getting me down. LOL

ay puta bad dream. kwento ko na lang sa mga taong involved.

puta ang bag mo. puta lang. kaya kukuha ako ng ganung tela at magpapagawa ako sa nanay ko ng sling bag. WAHAHAHA INGGITERO. T_T ang ganda lang talaga sobra. mapicturean nga.



by the way... last saturday... rico and i watched KUBRADOR. no wonder it won awards internationally. i mean... it might look like its normal for us but the way it was shown... *sigh* i cried twice. ang galing ni gina pareño. ang galing nya lang. naipakita ni jeturian ang gusto nyang iparamdam. less lines. pero ang potek... ang galing talaga. nakakatawa lang dahil sa loob ng sinehan... anim lang kami. at nung naputol dahil nasiraan ng sasakyan ang lagarista... nagmistula kaming anim na magkakaklaseng naood ng film showing. lol. at si manong guard na inaway ko kaya nakapagyosi sa loob ng rob ng legal dahil wala shang magagawa. wahahahahaha

then kumain sa jollibee (dahil namimiss ko na ang spaghetti nila at ang chickenjoy!) pero si abhie at trish ay nangailangan ng alcohol so sumunod kami sa penguins. then may binili sa malate na kung anu-ano *winks*. lets call it happy things. we bought a lot of moving happy things. AND a motivation for me to workout. another happy night. two chapters for kissing christian. lol

basta ayun. naipon na e. marami pa yan. teka sunog na yung porkchop.

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i heard ivan talking about this.. but when i saw 's post... god... with my results... HAHAHAHAHAAHAH.


AUDREY HEPBURN!!!! DREW BARRYMORE!!!! AND THAT HOT DUDE!!!! ALSJKDFHLAJDFHLKAJFHLKAJSFHLKJADSHALSJKFH I SHOULD BE REALLY NARCISSISTIC! LOL

hindi lang yan. so i tried another pic. LOL



PUTANG INA BAT PURO BABAE!!! pero hot babes huh. lol

how do you start your day right???

edited: 523pm

i was light headed coz of the 5 vodka kurants and 2 bottles of beer last night. then i did the post below and "multiplied" (if u know what i mean... multipliers!).. chatted blah blah.... then i decided to go downstairs.

Got a bar of CADBURY bubble... turned on the radio to 88.3. IMAGO was there, interviewed, then followed up by the ACOUSTIC VERSION of SUGAR WERE GOIN DOIN by Fallout Boy then HANDS DOWN by Dashboard Confessional!!!

wow. God must be really REALLY good. I love this day. ^___________________^

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i woke up and browsed again yes magazine where they featured richard gutierrez' loft. *dies* i dreamed that i had it.






living room.


den yata. kung den yan, tangina lang.


dining area



bedroom. *sigh*


kitchen


bathroom.

*S I G H*

i even scanned it so i can post it here in my lj.

anyway... the RX anniversary party last night was a blast. pictures at my multiply.. (if ur lucky to view it :)



tulog na muna ako. hinintay kong maging ok yung connection buset. 330am to 930am. hay. REBATE!

a supposed to be august 7 post.

august 9, 2006

i dunno what the hell is happening to me. i dunno where to start. i mean... my minds a mess and shit.

oh again, this is not about drama or rant. its just... am kinda lost. or drunk in a way.

is it pathetic if ur drinking 's mix of four seasons the alcoholic version in this this big big glass without anyone to talk to? i tried starting to write a song but heck.. it sucked. im all bored. i should be fuckin sleepin.

i kinda browsed people's lj and found pictures that made me green with envy. oh how i wish i could always be with you my friends. *sigh*

anyway... the subject.

i had my brackets adjusted. after four friggin months. dea went to makati coz of some private matters and she went to my place at around 1030am. Her... seeing me in my pajamas... Me... a big sleepyhead managed to take a bath without cathing some winks. pinag ym ko na lang si dea sa magulo at marumi kong kwarto.

they waited for 5 hours. imagine that. ansakit ng ulo ko paguwi. rubbers, baby blue and pink. so fuckin gay.


drove and scared the shit out of dea and anna. hahahahahahaha


and to the girl... that i loved whole heartedly... drawing circles on air saying that its a broken sonnet... chanting nemo's name like a 3-year old...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. you know how much we love you!