astonishing xmen. :D

I had whedon's astonishing xmen from 1-12. and its cliffhanger was about prof x's dark secret. while i was browsing... ive read this post from a message board that made me laugh like a hyena. kudos to rico. this ones for you. hahahaahaha.




That does it! I have confessions I must share with you all!

Oh, what now?

Mr. Sinister is your real father? You secretly created the Sentinels? The Fake Xorn was your dark side given form?

You're gay. That's it, right?

What? No, of course not. Bobby's the one who's gay.

My boyfriend's gay?!

Back to my revelation--

Bobby can't be gay. He said he and I were just experimenting with and exploring our friendship.

WHAT?!

Hey, that's the same line Storm tried to use one me.

Ixnay, ixnay.

I haven't met her. Is she the newest X-man?

W-what?

Will you all shut up? I'm trying to bare my soul and share these confessions with you all!

Seems like the men around this place like baring things...especially to each other!

Hear me, X-men! I am no longer the secret keeper you knew! I am gossip! And rumor incarnate! Now and forever, I am Tattletale!

Oh, bloody hell.

Xavier's dark secret is...he secretly based the first X-men uniforms on bondage gear!

What?! Jean, you know that's not true!

I don't know. Those old uniforms did have a tendency to ride up in the seat.

Will you all shut up? That's not one of the confessions I want to share at all!

Then what is it, Oh Blad Boon and Bane of our lives?

I simply want to share with you my Confessions...On A Dancefloor CD that I just bought this week. It's the best Madonna album in years!

Huh?!

Take it from Charlie X. Buy my new CD Confessions On A Dancefloor. It'll be a genesis of fun for you!

Oh, heck. We're commercial shills now?

Well, it takes a lot of money to run this operation, you know. By the way, Scott, can you put these decals on the X-jet promoting the album and the single "Hung Up." Emma and Storm, I'll need you to change the Xavier Institute of High Learning sign into the Xavier Institute of Madonnalogical Studies.

Don't forget to pass out the mandatory red string for them to wear too, bub!

Yes, ma'am.

J'accuse!

Yes. I could use a nice soak in the jacuzzi myself. All this madness is quite more than I care to handle!

Oh, my god. Bobby owns EVERY Madonna album? He must be gay then!

Sigh.

Look, you don't have to be gay to like Madonna.

But it wouldn't hurt!