what the...

as the normal sloth in me... i know my weight has been going yoyo. and i am now um... malusog. lol fine fine. everybody was like really disturbed (ang OA disturbed talaga lol) by my weight. well my mom visited me here in my house and shes like... teary-eyed saying..."antaba mo na *sniffs*" parang sira. i was conscious before and thought of trying to stay ok but now... wow i eat what i friggin want. hahahaha. fine fine. ill go back on my old ways. sheesh.

so my relatives from germany said hello to me and they were like... tingnan mo kuya jerome mo ang healthy, nanalo pa sa bikini summit last year. HELLO MODEL YUNG TAO IKUMPARA BA AKO RUN. and besides... hindi kami magkadugo. being goodlooking is relative and we are NOT. does he even watch heroes??? hello so uncool. LOL at least hindi ako takot sa aswang hahahahaha peace jerome oo na pogi ka na. kaasar ka even my sister is like wanting to see you all over the internet. ASAAAAAAARRR.

ANYHOO, *sighs* fine ill go freakout and watch what i eat. god the haluhalo. its so good with vanilla and ube ice cream on top. kumusta naman yun para igive up. im actually thinking of those things i usually eat that i could live without. shet heres the list:

1. French Fries - um... as long as its not mcdo with float... i think i could walk on the streets with my sanity. im not really a fry fan pero masarap yung combo with that mcdo ketchup that i eat like its gelatin. ok fine. ill give it up.

2. Softdrinks/Juices/C2 - i hate water. but as ive heard, its normal for people to drink water. like bland water. umiinom naman ako ng tubig pero when i go out, i always drink iced tea or pineapple juice. softdrinks, pwede pang lampasan pero flavored liquids, bakit hindi. banana shake *sniff* i love u forever. FINE MAGTUTUBIG NA AKO LAGE HINDI NA AKO MAGJJUUICE OR C2 $#^$@%^$&$^%$%^#$%@

3. Ice Cream - um... yeah i could live without it.

4. Cakes/Pies - OMG CHOCOLATE MOUSSE! *drools* i could even finish the whole cake without eating anything. hindi ako nauumay sa kanya so wag nyo shang pakialaman... but on the other hand, sige na ill eat it once a month. one slice? FINE ONE SLICE LANG.

5. CHIPS - tortillos barbeque lang naman tsaka pringles sour cream di ko mahindian e. but hello, di ko sha hinahanap.

6. Mayonnaise - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. fine. i know im addicted to it. sige giving it up.

7. Chocolates - DONT... MESS... WITH... MY... CHOCOLATES. T_T this is tragedy. this is chaos. life without the chocolates??? what do u want me to do? have sex all the time??? *whimpers*

on the other hand... CANT WE JUST BE MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING RATHER THAN FOCUS ON ME??? wtf.

ill jog, quit smoking and stay healthy. I F%@#$%N PROMISE!!!! ugh ihateyoupeople.