me: hey i thought dracula's real... it says here that they had some historical connections but it was just inspired...
friend: yeah hes real. from vlad the impaler,, or sumn...
me: vlad dracul?
friend: yeah son of the dragon..
me: dragon??
friend: yeah. inspired with the order of the dragon.. and uh... dragons were believed as the devil.
me: hey i thought dragons were nice..
friend: yeah. in china.
O_o
friend: san ba yung kazakhstan?
me: uh... what the fuck is that?
friend: seriously.. u havent heard of kazakhstan before?
me: well.. kinda... i think its in russia or sumthing
friend: oh yeah.. it borders china and russia.. in a way...
me: CHINA AND RUSSIA ARE NEAR EACH OTHER????
friend: uh... whats with the surprised tone? where would you think russia is?
me: uh... antarctica?
friend: wha??? seriously?
me: yeah. wheres siberia? di ba sa russia? they had a siberian tiger there, which is white, same color as the polar bear.
friend: ... you fuckin serious? u think that explains russia's snow? antarctica?
me: uh...
o_O
me: how can you relate antarctica with brazil???
friend: coz its both below the equator.
me: my god. there are a lot of things below the equator. you cant relate antarctica with brazil!!! antarctica doesnt even have soybeans.
friend: jesus. i just mentioned it coz its both in the south. relative. arctica is...
me: arctica? hahahaha. theres no such THING as arctica.
friend: duh. its the north pole you idiot.
me: *searches in wiki* Arctica was an ancient continent which formed approximately 2.5 billion years ago...
friend: oh... i think ive just heard of it somewhere...
me: yeah. near your cave.
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